I felt sorry for you, Cleveland.
I really did.
There was always that tease that LeBron James—your favourite son—would leave you, one day.
First, he started wearing Yankees hats in public.
Then he quit in the middle of an important playoff game.
And the final blow came when he decided to rip the heart out of your basketball team and your city, not behind the closed doors of a boardroom, but in the most public of forums on ESPN.
He teased you with the possibility that he wouldn’t dare break up with you in such a manner and then had the audacity to spin the situation as though he were a good guy by donating the proceeds of the broadcast to charity.
So, yes, I really did feel bad for you.
But my sympathy first started to wane when the Cavaliers owner, Dan Gilbert, unleashed his tirade, acting more like a spoiled child than a shrewd, successful corporate executive.
Granted, the whole situation could have been handled better, much better, in fact, by James and his handlers.
But you had seven years.
Seven.
With one of the most sublime basketball talents, possibly ever.
You had division titles, and playoff appearances, and conference championships and yes, even a Finals appearance.
I know, you’ve gotten the rough end of the stick in Cleveland with your sports.
But do you think the people in Buffalo feel bad for you?
How about Kansas City?
Or Seattle?
And now that I’ve seen a fan get ejected from a Cleveland Indians game for wearing a LeBron Miami jersey, my sympathy has completely evaporated.
Move on, Cleveland.
Boo him, when he returns.
Boo him, when he wins another MVP.
And boo him, when he inevitably wins a championship.
But in the meantime, get over it.
On the bright side, at least baseball fans in your city finally found something to be passionate about.